Monthly Archives: February 2011

Your Questions, Answered

Did you or did you not once study to become a stenographer? (I could be hallucinating but I’m trying to recall if that was you or someone else.) – Siyabonga Sithole, Chicago, IL It’s true. I did study to be … Continue reading

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Monkey Sea… Monkey Do What?

(“Sea” What I Did There?) First of all, I think we need to establish that I was a really stupid kid. I could be told the most normal thing and my little mind would warp and twist it into the … Continue reading

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Not Funny

If you haven’t read this article about the poisoning of the trees in Toomer’s Corner in Auburn, Ala. then you’ve probably been hiding under a rock for the past 24 hours. If you’re too lazy to click on the link … Continue reading

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Having a Fancy Camera Doesn’t Make You a Good Photographer

“The Scientist” by Coldplay just came on my iTunes. It reminded me of another place and time. Well, actually just another time since I’m technically in the same place. Does anyone else out there believe in signs? Harbingers of doom? … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Things Around My House

Dear Hummus, You get a bad rap. You’re not all that attractive looking, even when people doll you up and add some spices and an olive on top. Your name is the equivalent to a human being named Myrtle (no … Continue reading

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